The House had only 72 days in session in 2026. At $174k/year, each member got $2,416/day. Under Mike Johnson, this is the laziest, most expensive, and least effective Congress in US history. Apparently, half of America needs to hear this. Congress has worked so few hours this year that they would not even meet the work requirements for Medicaid, th
This morning, Speaker Mike Johnson called this the second-most productive Congress since 1789. Apparently it's so productive he's canceled tomorrow's votes. Today is the last day the House will be in session until after Election Day. I guess when you've got lifetime seats, taxpayer-subsidized healthcare, and seven weeks' paid vacation, there's noth
Mike Johnson warns Democratic policies threaten American families and public safety. They don't want prisons. It's in their platform. They want to remove the carceral state, they said. No prisons. They don't want to fund the police. This is not a game. Everybody needs to understand these crazy little mini-Mao Donnies who are popping up all around t
This is not "just in," and it is not an established fact. Mike Johnson made the claim in September 2025, saying Trump "was an FBI informant" who helped bring Epstein down. Within days, Johnson's office walked it back, explaining that he had been referring to comments from Brad Edwards, an attorney for Epstein survivors. Edwards said Trump spoke wit
Well, y'all listen to this mess. This is not a game. Everybody needs to understand these crazy little mini-Mamdanis who are popping up all around the country. They are a danger to you and your family. This is not a game. If they promise you free stuff, there is far more beneath those promises that even some of these people do not understand themsel
You just can't make this up. What about this passage from Mike Johnson declaring that our rights do not derive from government and they come from our creator and heavenly father... Is this him putting God above the Declaration of Independence? Are you serious? I don't think Mike's trying to replace the Declaration of Independence. I think he's, wel
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